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Quarter Quells - The Hunger Games

25th Annual Hunger Games - Every district shall be made to hold an election and vote on the tributes who would represent it.

50th Annual Hunger Games - Every district is required to send twice as many tributes.

75th Annual Hunger Games - The male and female tributes will be reaped from the existing pool of victors.

100th Annual Hunger Games - Every district is required to offer two volunteer tributes.

125th Annual Hunger Games - The male and female tributes will be reaped from the relatives of previous victors.

150th Annual Hunger Games - All names will be placed in the same reaping bowl. One tribute will be reaped at random, and this tribute will be required to select a tribute of the opposite sex.

175th Annual Hunger Games - Every district will be required to offer two male and two female tributes. All male tributes will compete in one Hunger Games pageant and all female tributes will compete in a separate Hunger Games pageant.

200th Annual Hunger Games - Every citizen in every district is eligible for the reaping of one male and female tribute, regardless of age.

225th Annual Hunger Games - Every district will be required to offer two tributes as usual, but the arena will also contain two genetic clones of the most recent male and female victors of every district who will also compete in the Hunger Games pageant.

250th Annual Hunger Games - Every district will be required to offer 12 male and 12 female tributes, and a Hunger Games pageant will be held every month for the next year. The victor from each pageant will be required to compete in a grand finale, from which only one can survive.

275th Annual Hunger Games - Every district will reap two families who will be required to vote amongst themselves for which of them will be the tributes.

300th Annual Hunger Games - Every district will reap a male and a female, however they will be required to select an eligible candidate to be offered as a tribute.

325th Annual Hunger Games - Every reaped tribute will be required to also select one family member to accompany them in the Hunger Games pageant. Both family members may be crowned victors.

350th Annual Hunger Games - The male and female tributes of each district will be required to battle each other in a duel to the death. The remaining twelve victors will then compete in the Hunger Games pageant.

375th Annual Hunger Games - The most recent victor from each district will be required to select the male and female tributes from their own district.

400th Annual Hunger Games - The male and female tributes will be reaped from citizens aged between 8 and 14 instead of between 12 and 18.

425th Annual Hunger Games - Five male and five female tributes will be reaped from each district and made to compete in separate sex-specific mini-pageants until one male and one female victor remains. These victors will then compete as usual in the Hunger Games pageant.

450th Annual Hunger Games - The Capitol citizens vote for the male and female tributes they want to see compete in the Hunger Games pageant. They will vote between five males and five females pre-selected by each district’s mayor.

475th Annual Hunger Games - Every district will reap one male and one female tribute from only the children who signed up for tesserae in the last twelve months.

500th Annual Hunger Games - Every district will reap one male and one female tribute. Their blood relatives will also be forced to join them in the pageant, forming 24 teams of which only one team may emerge victorious.

Blow by Ke$ha - The Ravenclaw Remix

-manic laugh-

Tarantallegra.


Textbooks cracked,

We don’t need to cheat.

We master those spells,

No Gryffindor sleaze.

Drink that butterbeer,

Set the elves free.

Now take out your wands,

You’re coming with me.

It’s time to toss the books

And shut the prefects down.

(‘Cause Ravenclaws are)

Tonight, the robes come off and

No one’s telling Sprout.

‘Cause Ravenclaws are pro, pro.

There’s nothing we don’t know, know.

Got Helena and Cho, Cho.

‘Cause Ravenclaws are pro, pro.

(‘Cause Ravenclaws are)

Now what, Luna?

We loosen our ties,

Brew up love potions,

And pull Slytherins.

Smart and hot, you’ll beg us for more.

We’re witty and sick,

We‘ll tear up the floor.

It’s time to grab some junk 

and let the pixies out.

(‘Cause Ravenclaws are)

Tonight we conjure flames,

‘Cause now the sun’s gone down.

‘Cause Ravenclaws are pro, pro.

There’s nothing we don’t know, know.

Got Helena and Cho, Cho. 

‘Cause Ravenclaws are pro, pro.

(‘Cause Ravenclaws are)

Bump ‘n‘ grind, bump ‘n’ grind,

Throw some Nargles, try and find ‘em and

Cast us up some charms; Cast us, cast us up some charms.

Bump ‘n‘ grind, bump ‘n’ grind,

Throw some Nargles, try and find ‘em and

Cast us up some charms; Cast us, cast us up some charms.

We are taking over Hogwarts.

What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

‘Cause Ravenclaws are pro, pro.

There’s nothing we don’t know, know.

Got Helena and Cho, Cho.

‘Cause Ravenclaws are pro, pro

‘Cause Ravenclaws are pro.



- by Stuart Palmer

Accent Challenge

  • Your name and username. Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

I-I-I Wanna Go-o-o

I-I-I Wanna Go-o-o

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Ke$ha

—The Harold Song

Harold Song

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Ke$ha

—Get In Line

Get in Line - Ke$ha

Absolutely in love with this beautiful track.

Animal by Ke$ha. Enjoy. x

I’m gonna marry the night. I’m not gonna cry anymore.